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to my friends and family who deal with self-harm
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS
Anything to knock junior-high students down a peg or two.
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
Why is this not on tv omg
I’m fucking crying over here.
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
#rachel’s like #’shit did we….? #oh god we did #what did we…. #oh hang on… #that was actually kind of good #do i have a crush on my best friend? #i mean it’s understandable she’s gorgeous #oh god i do’ #and santana’s like #’JFC DID I HAVE SEX WITH BERRY FUCK’
THROUGH THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS I AM NOW A SPORTS BLOG IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
I HOPE YOU ALL REALIZE WE’VE ONLY HAD 47 PRESIDENTS
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i called it for you guys so you can stop messaging me okay bye. Here’s the video
In a better place
the kid basically just made it worse
The horribly tragic part is he seems to think he’s made things better in some way.
Ah yes, I await the day when he becomes aware of the reality.
I will laugh.
I hate Bieber as much as the rest of you, but you guys need to understand that faking a tweet is easier than downloading a song from 4shared.com.
i think this is pretty self-explanatory
Interesting, this shows the probably of a child’s eye color based on the eye color of its parents!
i am the 12.5%
my mom has blue eyes and my dad has brown eyes and i have green eyes so……. i am the 0%
are you by any chance adopted